THE KING IS HERE

viirall:

askthemanliestmanwhoevermanned:

solvernia:

askthemanliestmanwhoevermanned:

solvernia:

omg I must know who plays Sir Viral

[[LOL NOT WHO YOU WERE EXPECTING RIGHT?]]

DA FUCK IS THAT PICTURE.

HAHAHHAHAHAA

But, I think I could get a vague idea from, ah, that. Were you trying to say that you crashed into her one day and it was love (or at least a crush) at first sight?

Basically, yes. 

Thank goodness you got your mothers brains (and not mine XD)

I. . . I'm afraid I couldn't get much from that.

Ahaha…sorry sweetie..

Hello, Papa! I was wondering, how did you meet Mother? What was your first impression of her?

Ok lesse…there was this thing all BAMWAM and then it was all WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SLAM and then your momma was all BAMHOTNESS. 
Papa is a master storyteller ok.

 

There are a lot of pictures on my dashboard of you and Uncle Dayakka, and most of them make you look very, ahem, womanly. It's a bit unsettling, and I just wanted to make sure if they were real or not.

/coughchoke

wh…WHAT

Don’t look at them, sweetie.

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godtierjohn:

I’m going to kill Kamina
I swear to fucking god

KITTAN WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU NOT PROTECTING YOUR SWEET DELICATE FLOWER OF A WIFE

Because, darlin, you’re scary I know you can handle that buttmuncher!

godtierjohn:


Haters gonna hate.

Oh shi-

…It was nice knowing you, bro.

godtierjohn:

Haters gonna hate.

Oh shi-

…It was nice knowing you, bro.

Bro why are you letting a woman yell at youit's your kid too (when did that happen by the way?) MAN UP EYEBROWS

I’d rather take on the Anti-Spiral, than deal with an angry woman.

So, why did you tell our daughter it was alright to stay up past her bedtime? You know she has school in the morning, Kittan. :T

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She gave me the eyes. THE EYESSSSSSS

I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK

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